Humor Articles
My Late Night Calling Rule
A GUY friend of mine yesterday told me he lies in the group of people I screw or intend to screw. On hearing this, my balls immediately fell off their sack, rolled across the floor, out of the back door and jumped off the balcony! They were in utter ...
My Take On FEB 28th
I want to take issue with the people condemning the opponents of the event dubbed Feb 28th which calls for unity of all Kenyans by singing the National Anthem at 1:00 pm today. I have gone through posts on social media and on the blogosphere that are...
My two pence beliefs on love ...
People always accuse me of not believing in love. But it doesnt always mean that he who sings a song the loudest knows the lyrics better than the silent one.
So to settle the fears and concerns of many this valentines, here are my two pence belie...
My two pence beliefs on love ...
People always accuse me of not believing in love. Especially during this so-called season of love. So to settle the fears and concerns of many this valentines, here are my two pence beliefs on love.
Love exists. It not over-rated, its not for fool...
No, I will not be hawking anything - Spon
Oval balls, sweating men and screaming women. No, its not a group of people doing the nasties am going on about here. Its the Safaricom sevens. And I will not be running across the pitch in my birthday suit with parts of me dancing more than others a...
Northern Ireland Blood Bank Notice
Northern Ireland Health Minister Edwin Poots has been in the news for saying he thought that people who engage in high risk sexual behaviour in general should be excluded from giving blood. In addition, he went ahead and named these categories as gay...
Of Annoying Crows and Meri Mela
Whoever said birds sing beautifully forgot that crows and other big birds with bad voices are a part of the family. The smaller birds sound very good in the morning as they sing to their maker. Not crows. These ones sound like a remix of Bachete done...
Of Indians and Flat Bums ...
My Indian friends will want to cook me alive due to this post. I beg them not to, not because I dont want to feel my jewels explode under loads of steaming fluids but because I dont think I'd make a good meal. Reason? Well, after carefully inspecting...
Of Ladies and Bedroom Moanotones
So Ladies, you scream while doing the naughties? Great! But are you sure men like that particular ringtone which you selected as the one that will be playing as you vocalize your travels to the enchanted orgasm kingdom of Kakuma? I will let you know ...
Of Men and Ladies Handbags
There are many three-word sentences in the world. We have some that show affection like "I love you" - except when you say it and get no favourable response. Or if the person says the words back with addition of words like "a brother" or "a friend" a...
