Humor Articles
Deal with it. Real beauty is on the OUTSIDE ...
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What else do you want? An adorable pancreas? A gorgeous illeum? A lovely tonsil? Could all proponents of such ideologies snap out of it. Skin deep is deep enough fo...
Dear Govt, Get Your Shit Together
To whoever is in charge - If anyone is...
The World English dictionary defines a moron as a person having an intelligence quotient of between 50 and 70, and who is able to work under supervision. The Online Etymology Dictionary defines a moron as...
Dear Mututho ... Beer isnt the problem in society. FOOD IS!
During the holiday break, I hosted a horde of my friends for a BBQ at my place. The amount of madness in that party was only comparable to a crisis day in a mental hospital. From people having fits on the dance-floor and disguising it as dancing to o...
Diet From Hell
We started eating donkey-meat officially a decade ago. And since a few months back, as we all saw on TV, we are officially eating RATS as well. And dogs have become a delicay in famine hit areas. So am thinking, with the imminent hunger that is alway...
Do Beautiful women fart?
There is one art women have mastered. The art of farting. And most men dont want to imagine the girl of their dreams blowing out a screamer. And when they do it in a crowd and you are the only guy, EVERYONE assumes its you. Even in a matatu, if you a...
Doctor, I want to be castrated ... HILARIOUS.
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, I want to be castrated." The doctor is taken aback and wonders why the man wants to be castrated.
"Are you sure?" asks the doctor.
"Yes. My wife insisted on it. After all this years facing life without ca...
Expulsion From Idiots Community
Dear Sonnkow;
Following recent occurences that involved you in one way or another and the effects that those actions have brought about, the board of the Idiots Control and Licencing Board had a meeting yesterday for serious deliberations about yo...
Facebook code of ethics
A long time ago, when Facebook was the in thing, I wrote these rules.
1) Dont invite me to join stupid groups and causes . Like... 'Help Bob find his dog.' Who the hell is bob and why should I help him? Maybe he is such a sick guy the dog just ran...
Families Families Families ....
Its a long weekend again. And these holidays bring us the best freak show on earth. The only one freak show on earth where u are always a willing actor. The one place where someone will pick their nose while talking to you and without you complaining...
Farting and allied gas emmissions act of 2010
These are the amendments to the farting and allied gas emissions act of 2010.
1) Farting is described as the act of emitting gases of all types and intensity, loud or silent, accidental or intentional, wet or dry through the rear opening or any o...
