Humor Articles
I love babies (Wait, What?)
I have never been a baby person. Babies scare the baby Jesus out of me. The whole pooping, puking and crying thing drives me up the wall considering nature denied me the one thing that seems to effortlessly calm them down - boobies. (Well, actually t...
I need a wife like a flash disk
After realizing everyone keeps telling me I need a woman in my life, I think I need a technologically manufactured one. One who will most likely be plug and play just like a flash disk. I plug her into my life (computer) and my life automatically det...
I need an anti-stupidity Guard ...
There are those members of society who were not born retards but they then went to retard school and passed the Idiot-105 course with flying colors. People hell-bent on making your life difficult. From the shopkeeper who insists on repeating every ca...
I Think Am Pregnant ...
I seriously think I am pregnant. There is increased activity in my mid-section and my stomach has bulged a bit. However, everytime I think am pregnant, I stand naked in front of the mirror and think, NAAAH! Its not possible. The two jewels staring ba...
If cars were like computers ...
1) If you get an erection while driving, a pop-up would appear on the windscreen with the message, "New hardware detected!"
2) A car would take forever to start. It would first list ALL the things it has in the engine, bring the manufacturer's log...
If Horror Movies Were Made In Kenya ...
Horror movies have such predictable plots nowadays. They have actually become a comedy because the audience goes to watch the ridicolous efforts by hollywood to scare them. But I think the horror industry can be saved. They should introduce some Keny...
If I could have just one wish ...
If I could have just one wish,
I would wish not for gold and silver
Much as they would make me rich
I would wish not for manors and castles
Much as they would keep me safe and warm
I would wish not for cars and money
Much as they would make me ...
If Kenya was the world's trendsetter...
The United States is the world's trend-setter. Now what would happen if Kenya was the world's trendsetter and the whole world looked upon us to define the 'in-things?'
Well ... Busaa would be a worldwide brand. We would have big neon boards in New...
If Kenyatta was to rise from the dead ...
We celebrate Kenyatta day every 20th October. Now if Kenyatta rose from the dead today, 31 years later, am sure these would be some of the things he would say, do or experience.
>Am sure if he was told to address the country, he would start with '...
If Marketers Were Honest ...
There is a popular graphic on the net featuring the very good looking burgers that are usually plastered across the media by food outlets in a bid to make you crave one. However, the message on it reads "We are not capable of cooking anything that l...
