Humor Articles
If Santa was a woman ...
We all know Santa. On second thought we DONT know Santa. We all know what we were told when we were younger. Then they had to shatter our beliefs by telling us he doesn't exist. So no one can claim to know this dude coz he he aint real. However consi...
If weaves could talk, They'd say ...
Am tired of being a weave; of being called the suicide bomber of bedroom romance or an over-insistent pet that perches on people's heads. Am tired of getting blank stares from people and being blamed for stinking yet its all my owners fault.
Its ...
Internet explorer 6 - The Last Dinosaur
I just bumped into a picture that ridicules Internet Explorer (Version 6 especially) and it reminded me how much of a headache that relic of a browser used to be. No tabs, pathetic rendering of styles and as usual for most MS stuff, very unreliable. ...
Irate Students Force Long Skirt To Undergo Cut ...
A long skirt was found badly mutilated by a group of school girls in the outskirts of Nairobi (they had to choose the outskirts for the act). The act is is said to have been carried out by an irate mob of High school girls from a school within the ce...
Is Romance really dead?
Someone said that romance is dead. Well I have news for you. Its not. While border patrol was busy trying to keep Mexicans from getting into America, Romance took advantage, left Hollywood and managed to sneak into Mexico.
Prince charming has been...
Its a hard job being a President
The hardest job in the world is being a president. Ask Ben Ali and Hosni Mubarak. Its a job yes but unlike how CEOs run companies, yours is a steeper mountain climb, to put it mildly. If you thought of countries more like companies, you'd understand....
Julius Assange and his Chips Fungas
The name on most people's lips right now is Julius Assange. And no, he is not a Luhyia from Funyula constituency. He is the Australian who has been screwing the US government all week. And for that, he is now in custody. Many may argue its sex-relate...
Just what does that word in that CV mean?
Resumes! Or as I like to call them, lies hidden in professional language. Whenever I see a resume/CV, I always imagine a person looking for difficult words that scream NICE GUY and cramp them up onto an A4 document in a bid to appease potential emplo...
Kenya strikes oil. Oil threatens to retaliate.
President Keybaki announced Monday morning that Kenya has struck oil in Turkana, a district located about (1,2,3...21 ... Ummh, my projections fail me) kilometres North of Nairobi. While undressing journalists who included Jully Geychuru, Janet Mboo-...
Kenyan hotel menus
This was on a blackboard menu at a hotel in Bungoma town
MENU
Tonut na maantasi 5.00/=
Homelet Blain 4.50/=
Jai na zgonji 5.00/=
Tenku na ukali 6.00/=
Jabati Pantika 6.40/=
Gugu ya ingo 50.00/=
Gugu ya genjik 25.00/=
Mgade Poflo 6.50/=
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