Humor Articles
Four Kenyans
Four Kenyans were on death row for a very serious felony offence. They were given four types of the death penalty options to choose from:
1.Electric chair
2.Firing squad
3.Hanging
4.HIV Injection.
On the fateful day, ...
Window shopper
A lady walks into a very upscale jewelry shop. She browses around,
Spots at beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
Bending over to get a closer look, she accidentally releases gas.
Extremely embarrassed, she f...
Chicken condoms
One day there was a guy who was driving to a nearby
town. He was in a hurry, so he took a back road to get there faster, when all of a sudden his car broke down.
A nearby farmer saw him stranded so he invited him to stay the night. He said, 'The ...
You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Devoted wife
Maria is a devoted wife: She gets married and has
17children......
Soon
after the last child is born, her husband dies.....
A few weeks later she remarried and over the following years has
another
22 children with her second husband.........
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
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Bear with me ***
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. As the sound of the rifle shot faded away, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said,...
Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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