Humor Articles
A field trip
A school class went on a field trip to a life savers factory they were guessing the colors when they got to yellow they were stumped. The teacher said I'll give you a hint it might be something your mom calls your dad. Then a girl said I know ASS HOL...
A deaf woman and a deaf man
A deaf woman and a deaf man get married. On the wedding night the women gets into bed, the man shuts of the lights and jumps into bed.
The women jumps out of bed, turns on the light and signs to the man " what if you want to have sex with me?"
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A blonde, a red head and a black hair girl
A blone,a red head,and a black hair girl are stuck 20 miles from shore. The red head swims 15 miles gets tired and drowns. The black hair girl swims 18 miles then drowns. The blonde swims 18 miles gets tired and swims all the way back...
A psrrot and a magician
A parrot and magician were on a cruise ship. During the magician's acts, the parrot would continue to swear. One day, the boat blew up, and by coincidence, the magician and parrot landed on the same piece of debris to float on.
The parrot kept swea...
Watch Dog
In Chigaco Illions a woman's husband worked until late at night. She wanted to get a watch dog so she went to the pet shop. At the pet shop she asked the clerk for a recomended watch dog."I know just what you need", said the clerck "I will be right b...
The tomato. humbuger and the dick
This joke is about the tomatoe,the hamburger,and the dick.
the tomatoe said to the hamburger you got it maid they slice me up and put me on bread.then the hamburger said to the tomatoe.you got it maid they slice me up and put me on buns.then the d...
Black and White
Black and White
A black man talks to a white man:
When I was born I was black,
When I grew up I was black,
When I'm sick I'm black,
When I go in the sun I'm black,
When I'm cold I'm black,
When I die I'll be black.
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Biography of a Blonde
Biography of a Blonde
When God passed out looks,
I thought He said books, and I didn't want any.
When God passed out ears,
I thought He said beers, and I asked for two long ones.
When God passed out legs,
I thought...
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take ...
Bra Sizes
BRA SIZES?
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for... It is about time you became informed!
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