Humor Articles
Father's ashes
A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up...
Sexy Frogs?
A beautiful, well endowed young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet.
As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs.
The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! Comes with complete ins...
A father and soap..
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it , not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in eac...
Iphone vs Blackberry
Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond...
Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!...
drunk much?
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway.
He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
”I can’t do that, officer.”
...
”Why not?”
”Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I...
Definitions
Definitions of Designations:
* Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
* Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
* Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woma...
Walking for my friend
A man takes a girl in his car and stops seven miles out of town, and says he wants to make love to her. She refuses, and walks back. The second night he takes her twelve miles out of town and tells her he really wants to make love to her. She still r...
Honey Moon
The honeymoon couple left the wedding reception and hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills.
The driver wasn't too sure how to get there, so told the couple he would ask directions when they got closer to their dest...
Great Sales Technique
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!"
Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. What he saw was yesterday's paper.
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