Humor Articles

Last week, God, His Faithful Son, the Pope and Moses and His Messenger Gabriel had a very important meeting. They were troubled by the President of the United States' inappropriate behavior. They decided that the only viable course of action left was...

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A fat man, Rupaul, and Bill Gates

A fat man, Rupaul, and Bill Gates all died in a car accident. When they reached heaven, God said, "You each could go back home but only if u give up something u love." Bill Gates gave up money, the fat man gave up food, and Rupaul gave up me...

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Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The President asked for a whiskey & soda, which was brought and placed before him. The atte...

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Q & A

Q. what happened when a brunette told a blonde to kiss her ass ? A. she bent down and did it!!!!!!! Q.did you ever hear of the man whose left side got cut of? A.he's all right now Q. Why did the Football Coach go to the bank? ...

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A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy today, why don't you let me show you around?" The guy thinks this is a great idea and graciously accepts the o...

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Three Gents Drinking

Three gents were drinking apple martinis in a bar and had gotten to the stage of arguing about details. I tell you its spelled W-O-O-M, the first said loudly. No no, no, The second protested. Its W-O-O-0-M. Youre b...

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"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knows his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English." The Judge looked...

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Three Texas Surgeons

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he perfomed a pr...

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One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them. One of them turned to the other and remarked, "I'd give $250.00 to spend th...

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