Humor Articles
Three Empty Beer Cans ...
Bill and Hillary were married for 40 years. When they first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."
In all their 40 years of marriage Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their...
Funny Anagrams
George Bush -- rearrange the letters -- He bugs Gore.
Dormitory -- rearrange the letters -- Dirty Room.
Evangelist -- rearrange the letters -- Evil's Agent.
Desperation -- rearrange the letters -- A Rope Ends It.
The Morse Code -- rearran...
The Horse, The Bike and the little girl
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bi...
The Lottery Winning Number...
Every year at the state fair Paul entered the lottery for the brand new truck and lost. This year, he told his friend David, he wasn't going to bother and enter.
"What kind of attitude is that?" David asked.
He leaned closer and whispered, "W...
The Blonde and her Female Boss
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to w...
'Are you ready to find Jesus?
A man is stumbling through the bush totally drunk and then he comes upon a Bishop baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the Bishop. The Bishop turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of boo...
Love for Baked beans
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him.
One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent they would marr...
We don't use that kind of language in this house
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the las...
Politically correct women descriptions...
She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED HUMAN
She is not a SCREAMER or a MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
She...
Three Questions
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer."Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said th...
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