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Top ten things only women understand
Top ten things only women understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.
9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8) Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds.
7) "Fat" , clothes.
6) Taking a car trip without trying to beat yo...
Santa n the whore
A guy and his family were gathered around the dinner table one christmas evening. He had brought his fiancee along on a meet the parents visit and his mother had already started having an extreme liking for the striking lady. Just then, they hear a s...
DATING DICTIONARY
DATING DICTIONARY
DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of
money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with
a person whom you don’t especially like in the present
and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
EA...
Blow job student
A Nairobi University female student attended her anatomy classes as usual after a wild weekend. The lecturer said that they would be learning about cells that morning specifically those found in the mouth. He proceeded to draw a diagram of a cheek ce...
Mkaing wishes
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned
for a while but then smiled ...
Winnign lottery number
A broke Guy begged God one night to give him the winning numbers in the lottery. He had just been retrenched and he was heavily in debt. He prayed for so long that night that he fell asleeo in prayer. Soon enough, he was dreaming. He say a bare butt...
I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5am
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the
habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."
"What is she doing?", the pal asks.
"Waiting for me to get home."
...
Boasting in the Bar ***
A Frenchman, an American and a Kenyan were in a bar.
The Frenchman says "My name's is Pierre, I come from Paris and I have a swimming pool so big that I need a motor boat to travel from one end to the other!"
The American says "My name'...
My God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to', but YOU ???
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best
friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, "My
God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to', but YOU ???"...
The Drunkard
An Mlolongo guy has been at a chang'aa joint all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober h...
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