Humor Articles
One day after work, a blonde walked into a pizza parlor and ordered a small personal pizza.
When it was finished, the waiter asked the blonde if she wanted it cut into four pieces or eight.
The blonde thought a bit and said "Better make...
Osama and the genie
Osama and the genie
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"You igno...
A bachelor finally gets this date with a well-endowed (but, needless to say, not too bright) blonde, and figures he'll get some action that night. So he decides to go up on the top of his apartment building and strip naked to get a tan. Well, unfortu...
milking a cow
Question: When is the best time to milk a cow?
Answer: When she is in the mooooood....
as i went to sleep
As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze
you, because I can't forget last night.
You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a ...
blonde, worried about the HIV crisis, walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms.
"That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk.
"What's the 8 cents for?" asks the blonde. "It says one dollar right here on the packaging."
...
a couple in new jersey
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the ...
An accountant is...
An accountant is...
1. An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.
2.Old accountants never die. They just lose their balance.
3.My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is...
A heart transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the flower beds. He goes over and says, "Can I help? Have you lost something?" "No," says one of the doctors. "We're about to do a heart transplant on an...
an accountant who cant sleep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."...
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