Humor Articles
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing seems to scare them away.
A...
Hickey Alibi ***
A married man had a secretary that was a sweet young thang, and so he decided to "work late" one night and take this girl to dinner. He called his wife to tell her and she said, "okay, no problem."
After dinner with the secretary, it was obvio...
Shinotsi the luhya
Shinotsi walks into a restaurant and wants to order a chicken, but unfortunately
he cant remember how chicken is called in english. the waiter who want to take
his order is only English proficient. Shinotsi sees the guy next to him with a plate
w...
James' Beard ***
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do i...
BRILLANT, BRILLANT, BRILLANT
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for R500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her...
Just Like Mom ***
Manny is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Manny just dates and dates.
Finally a friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find anyone who sui...
A father home from a long business trip
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son
riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the
money for the bike? It must have cost $300."
"Easy, Dad," the boy replied. "I earned it hiking."
"Come on," the...
Marriage to a Wealthy Arab ****
On a trip to the USA, a wealthy Arab fell in love with Susan. He begged her to marry him, but she refused, saying that she had no intention of leaving America to live in a desert.
Immediately, the Arab bought several grand homes across the USA...
BARTENDER & DRUNK
BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir.
DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!
BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife....
DRUNK: It was almost impossible!
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Monster Fart ***
Joe a nervous young man, was invited to dinner with his girlfriends parents.....a stern Yorkshire farmer and his wife.....
Half way through the meal, as they were discussing his intentions towards their daughter, Joe feels an enormous fart com...
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