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a man, a nun and a bus driver
A man gets on a bus and sees a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and pleads with her: "You are so attractive and I must have s*x with you."
"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. The ma...
A partially deaf gentleman
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing
aid. "It's marvelous," he enthused to a friend. "Since I acquired it I can
hear the birds chirping on the hearth. I can also hear clearly a
conversation being held in an ap...
a mother
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old
slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As
she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her
patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her...
How'd you get that black eye?
First man: How'd you get that black eye?
Second man: I called some woman a two-bit whore.
First man: She punched you?
Second man: Nope. She hit me with her bag of quarters.
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So the elephant says to the naked man . . .
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .
"You breathe through that little thing?"
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How to Please a Man
How to Please a Man
Follow this advice if you wish to impress your boyfriends.
* Show up naked;
* Bring beer.
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Computers are like men
Computers are like men
1. A better model is just around the corner
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless
3. They don't live up to the claims made about them
4. They look nice and shiny, until you get them home
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Bob Would Never Cheat
Bob Would Never Cheat
Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club gre...
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