Humor Articles
Capital ***
There was a blonde, a redhead and a brunette. The redhead and the brunette were always making fun of the blonde saying how dumb she was.
So, the blonde decided to prove the other two wrong by learning the capitals of every country in the wor...
I'll miss you...
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
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25 Years Ago ***
"HOW DID IT HAPPEN?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago..."
"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
"Like I was saying...25 years ago, wh...
It's just too hot to wear clothes today
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower,
'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Aids or Alzheimer ****
Aids or Alzheimer ****
A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me that
my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
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Albert's Physical Exam Result ****
Albert walks in to his doctor's office for his yearly physical exam as he has done the same time every year that the can remember. The doctor takes him through all of the motions, does the normal tests and then leaves to get the results. After ab...
A good fairy
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip...
Women & Arms
Q: Why do women have arms?
A: Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?...
A PRAYER....
A PRAYER....
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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