Humor Articles
Dairy Farm
How's your father coming with his dairy farm?
Grand. He makes all the cows sleep on their backs.
What's the idea?
So the cream will be on top in the morning.
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The teacher is teaching her class about the alphabet and, of course, there is one student, little Johnny, who has a propensity to be disruptive.
The teacher asks the class "Who can tell us a word that begins with the letter 'A'?"
Little...
five things that contain milk
Name five things for me that contain milk.
That's easy. Ice cream, butter, cheese, and two cows.
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A little boy wanted $100.00 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to Presi...
The farm
He knows all about the farm.
Does he know how long cows should be milked?
The same as short ones.
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Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were.
"My dad went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. Lick that!" said young Harry.
"Well, my dad did two tours of Vietnam and killed 19 men... so lick th...
Joey's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls."
The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the sa...
Cowboy
That cowboy broke his neck at the rodeo.
How did he break his neck?
Someone gave him a bum steer.
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A School Teacher in NY
A school teacher in NY who is a big Mets fan has gone over board. He asked
his students to tell him who was their favorite team in NY. The Yanks or the
Mets? All but one, out of fear, said they were Mets fans.
That one boy was
asked by t...
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