Humor Articles
Angry wife
A man left work one Friday afternoon. Being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spent his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife an...
You cannot trust a woman.
A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt – though their cars are written off.
As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful. Then the ...
Its toothpaste
A blonde drops of her dress at the dry cleaners, on her way out the lady at the counter say, 'come again'
The blond says,
' its toothpaste this time you nosey bitch!'...
Tafsiri hii:
Mke na mume walisikizana wakitaka ngono watatumia maneno " kupiga simu" ili watoto wasielewe
Basi siku moja walikua wakakosana hata hawasemezani.
Baba akamtuma mtoto: " mwambie mamako nataka simu!"
Mama akamwambia mtoto: " mwambie imeharibika!"
B...
With the baby sitter
A boy is home with his babysitter on a stormy night when the boy says
"Usually on a stormy night mommy lets me cuddle with her". The
babysitter responds with "OK". They are cuddling when the boy says
"Usually mommy lets me take a bath". The babysi...
Which of my friends?
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his
wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down
the father to extract revenge.
"Was it my friend Sam", he demanded.
"No !" his weeping wife replied.
"Was it...
What he really means
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you
Would you like to dance? = I'd eventually like to ha...
Chain STD
"Doc, I think my son has an STD," a patient told his urologist on the
phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid."
"Okay, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get
him in here right away and I'll take care of him."
"But...
Two spoons
At a restaurant, one of the customers noticed that all of the waiters
had two spoons in their vest pockets. Upon being asked, one waiter
said, "We see that the most frequently dropped silverware are spoons,
therefore we keep them for replacement."...
Two cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to
go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the
jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Oh
dad, there's one."
"No," said th...
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