Humor Articles
A wounded skunk
A man and a woman are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the woman gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says,
"Look, its shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"
He says, "P...
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor said she should run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose the 20 pounds she's been trying to get rid of.
The blonde followed the doctor's advic...
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze.
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A blonde bombshell walks into the airplane and sits in 1st Class and the stewardess asks her for her ticket. The stewardess tells her that she only has a coach ticket.
The blonde says, "I'm a cute looking blonde and I'm flying first class."
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A farmer
A farmer is sat in his local getting drunk when the barman wanders over and says, "Grateful as I am for the business, it's a beautiful day out there, why aren't you out there enjoying it?"
The farmer shakes his head, "Some things you just can...
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane,a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts ...
A black guy and a white man
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A black guy and a white man were sitting in the park. The white man had a pet monkey and the black man was selling bananas.
So the black man said, "Mr. can u please look after my bananas, I'm going to the t...
A blonde went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio.
He took her out, showed her how to start i...
Truths of life
There are various undeniable truths about life. Take the following for example
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with you tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth will try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You are smiling...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and w...
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