Humor Articles
Daughter's purse
One day a brunette, a redhead and a blonde decide to go through their daughter's purses.
So, the brunette goes through her daughter's purse and finds cigarettes. She says, "Oh my god, I'm so ashamed! My Daughter smokes."
So, the redhead goes th...
World records
3 guys walk into a bar
The first guy says "I have got the smallest arm in? the world"
The second guy "I have the smallest head in the world"
The third guy "I have got the smallest d*ck in the world"
The 3 guys go to the Guinness World Records
Th...
Confession
A man was dying with his wife by his bedside.
He said in a tired voice, "There's something i must confess."
"Shhh" the wife said, "there's nothing to confess. Everything's alright."
"No i must die in peace. I cheated on you with your sister, your...
You unzipped my Fly Three Times
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became...
This is a Recording ...
A plane was once flying over an island when the passengers heard the pilot’s voice: “Ladies & Gentlemen, if you look on the right side of the plane, you’ll see an engine on fire. If you look on the left side, you’ll see a wing on fire. And if you loo...
Gay Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn’t hurt.
So he buys a new cock from the local r...
Ungrateful Jew
A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea.
She pleads, "please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back." And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto...
Condom Jokes
- Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
- What do condoms and cameras have in common? They both capture the moment.
- What do you do with a year's worth of used condoms? Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.
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Light and Hard
- What is the difference between "light" and "hard"? You can sleep with a light on....
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