Humor Articles
A mother and her child were at a wedding
A mother and her child were at a wedding.
A little boy looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
T...
Fido the Police Dog
Police officer George and officer Mary had been assigned to walk the beat.
They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning and forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get th...
conversation between a wife and her husband
The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard about in the paper.
"Steve," his wife said, while reading the newspaper, "it looks like our go...
Japanese Torpedo
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit seemed inevitable. So the captain told the navigator to go down to the crew quarters and tell a joke or something - at least t...
Honey, I invited a friend home for supper
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
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KGB
The phone rings at KGB headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this KGB?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz as an enemy of the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his firewood."
"This ...
Q & A
Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again....
A father of four
A father of four was driving like crazy to get home to his wife one valentine's night. He had promised her that he would be home for dinner that valentines. However just before he swerved into his home's driveway, a dog emerged and as he tried to avo...
the african king
The beautiful African-American secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken a...
Rumour
A married man heard a rumor one day as he was out drinking with the boys. A new guy had moved in in his apartment block as his neighbor. The rumor had it that the guy had had sex with every woman in the block, married or unmarried except one.
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