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oe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he
got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist.
Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living.
I think I'm gonna top myself."
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A drunkard's poem
A drunkard's poem. Make sure you wont sing this one day
Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the hell you are I think.
I'm not under what they call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I'm not drunk as thinkle peep,
I'm just a little slor...
A man and his ex-wife
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks,
he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wife
sneered in reply, "Over my dead body !"
He downed his drink and replied, "Well, I see you haven't c...
PNU's new symbol
"PNU announced today that they are changing their emblem from a Flame to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance.
A condom "stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of...
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.
One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night!
She went on and on and wouldn't stop!
The other Buddy says when my wife goes off on me I just don't listen.
How do you ...
What is Politics *****
Boy: Dad, what's politics?
Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management.
Mom receives most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are ...
FIRST LECTURE ON AUTOPSIES
FIRST LECTURE ON AUTOPSIES
A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. "You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is tha...
A Mouse & a Lion in a Bar
A mouse and a lion walk into a bar, and they're sitting there chugging away at a few ales when a giraffe walks in.
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"Get a load of her," says the mouse, "I fancy that!"
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"Well, why not try your luck?" says the lion.
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Pizza Delivery
A college boy was delivering pizza to a regular customer's house in New York. The guy who answered the door asked: "What is the usual tip?"
"Well," replied the youth,"this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of...
Headache ***
A husband and wife at a zoo, staring at a gorilla in a cage. The gorilla seems to get excited.
Husband: "I think he likes ya hun, Pull down your bra strap off one shoulder".
Gorilla: OOOH, OOOH, Ooh Husband: "Wow, now try pulling down y...
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