Humor Articles
Lee
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent
his wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reason
for his haste he shivered and replied: "I'm afraid that if I should
ever fall behind in the payments to th...
Two hunters
Two men, a Turkana and a Maasai were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something.
The first man says to the other, "If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you a...
25th wedding anniversary
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his
wife on a trip to France. After two weeks touring France, they
return to the airport for the trip back to America. While waiting
for the plane, the wife turns to her husband and says, "...
A waria and his bride
A Waria and his brand new bride were riding home from their wedding in a caravan of Camels, when the older camel which was carrying their luggage stumbled. The Waria said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old camel stumbled agai...
doing everything they can to keep a marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different
cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own
computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and
Home Pages. They say they're doing ev...
Who's Baby ***
A Pole, and Italian, and a Jew, all first-time fathers, are pacing nervously in the maternity ward waiting room when a nurse rushes out of the delivery room holding a black baby. "Is it yours?" she asks the Italian.
"Certainly not," he ret...
I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that my husband is
having an affair with his secretary."
"I don't believe it for one minute !" Marie snapped."You're just saying that to make me j...
A gorgeous Kikuyu
A gorgeous Kikuyu lady decided she wanted to get rich quick so she proceeded to find herself a rich 73-year-old Luo man, planning to love him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the hal...
Mother's Day
A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason
the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked
what was wrong.
"Nothing," said the woman.
Not buying it, he asked again. "Seriously, what's wrong?"
"Do you really want ...
Honeymoon Accident ****
On the night of their honeymoon, a newlywed couple had an unfortunate accident, resulting in the amputation of the groom's left foot. Unable to control her grief, the bride called her mother from the hospital.
"Mother", she sobbed, "My husband...
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