Humor Articles
Sperms
A group off sperms were released and aturally, they started swimming. After afew minutes, one retorts,
"God! Am getting tired,. How long till we get to the fallopian tubes?"
To which a sperm nearby replies,
"Its still a long way. We j...
Dentist appointment
I thought, Jessop, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist? That's right, sir. So how come I saw you coming out of the football stadium with a friend at the end of the game? That was my dentist....
Crabs from a whore
After a few weeks, Mark felt a itching sensation in his crotch, and discovered that a whore had given him crabs.
Heavily pissed off, he went looking for her, and found her eventually. "You BITCH! You gave me crabs!" he yelled.
She repli...
Vampires vs humans football game
Some more vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we're going to start a football team."
"Great," he said, "I'll be ghoulie."
They said, "When we've had a bit of practice we'll challenge the human beings to a game."
Dracula said, "Be...
Pinkies and the hookers
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers.
Everyday as he passes them, the hookers wave at him with their pinkies and say "Hi there little boy!"
One day the boy stops and asks one of the hookers why they al...
Can Albert come out to play?
George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he said, "Can Albert come out to play?" "No," said the mother, "it's too cold." "Well, then," said George, "can his football come out to play?"...
Hooker donation
One night in a small town, the church burned to the ground.
The following Sunday, the congregation had to hold services under a huge tent. "Please donate as much as possible," implored the minister, "so that we may start the construction o...
physical examination
A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a dick the size of a little kid's little finger. A nurse standing in the room sees his little dick and begins to laugh hysterical...
Work Station
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... ...
a proffessional argument
The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife, "You aren't that good in bed either!"
By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After ma...
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