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An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist
An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist
An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. The lawyer warns of the d...
Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!
Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit sui...
Apple Computers
Apple Computers
I heard this story on the news sometime ago.
Apple had a new computer under development. Their project name for it was "Carl Sagan" (I don't know why).
When the real Carl Sagan learned about this, he was upset. He demanded that...
The Policeman's Ball
The Policeman's Ball
A woman in a hurry to get her daughter to school on time was pulled over for speeding.
The mom smiled at her daughter and said "Don't worry dear! I can get out of this ticket."
The cop approached the car and ...
Tea Party
Tea Party
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe one and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in
which my arm had been broken among other inju...
The Seven Dwarfs
The Seven Dwarfs go off to the mine and leave Snow White at home. Some time later theres a huge explosion, and Snow white goes rushing off to see whats happened. When she gets there, all she can hear is this squeaky voice coming from down the minesha...
Car Crash
Car Crash
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they find themselves at an orientation to enter heaven.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them ...
Programmers
Programmer One: I hear if you play the Windows 2000 CD backward, you get a message from Satan.
Programmer Two: Thats nothing. If you play the CD forward, it installs Windows 2000 on your computer....
I can hear just fine!
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked, "Windy isn't it?"
"No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday."
And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."
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