Humor Articles
Vern and his wife's behind
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?
Vern: Yes, indeed. I just can't leave her behind alone. ...
SUGAR DADDYS!!!!!
An old, white haired man walked into a Jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the Jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The Jeweller looked through his...
3rd graders
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
The blonde - she is eighteen....
Diff btwn woman & fridge
What is the difference between a woman and a fridge. A fridge does not moan when you take its meat....
A salesman in a strange city
A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He
inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to
go to 225 West 42nd St.
By mistake, he went to 255 West 42nd St, the office of a podiatrist. Being
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Blonde On A New Job
A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. The supervisor told her that she was on probation and that she must stay at or above the set average of two miles...
A good date
These three women were roommates. One night they had all gone out on dates and all came home at about the same time.
The blonde said, "You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up."
The brunette sa...
How to start a big business
A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"
The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and replies "Buy a big one and wait"
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