Humor Articles
Five Doctors go Hunting ***
Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a general practice (GP) physician, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon and a pathologist. After a time, a bird came winging overhead. The first to react was the GP who raise...
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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Got all the Equipment ****
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap.
The wif...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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Holmes go Camping ***
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.
They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?
"Well, I see thousands of stars."
"And what do...
NAJIVUNIA KUWA MKENYA
NAJIVUNIA KUWA MKENYA
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Daniel Arap Moi died &went straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England ; I want to call England and see how every body is doing there". She called and talked for about 5minute...
Mother in Law and the Lion ***
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
The hunter picke...
A mzungu at a kenayn Restaurant
A Mzungu was touring Kenya with his wife and daughter, and he was rather proud for he thought he had mastered the local language, Swahili. They got thirsty and flocked to one of the pubs for a drink, having sat, he ordered drinks in Swahili; a waiter...
Puppies with a Pink Nose ***
A swimmer found herself minus the top of her bathing suit after a dive. Stricken with embarrassment, she climbs out of the pool, her arms crossed in front of her chest.
She had almost made it to the dressing rooms unnoticed when a small boy st...
Depth of Grades
A college student came home from college seeming rather depressed.
"What's the matter, son," asked his mother.
"Aw, gee," said the boy, "It's my marks. They're all wet."
"What do you mean `all wet?'"
"I mean," he re...
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