Humor Articles
I WILL DO ANYTHING TO PASS
I WILL DO ANYTHING TO PASS
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes mean...
Bad Dog ***
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog.
A passer-by, who had seen everything remarked, "That's very tolerant of you after what he just did."
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REASONS FOR GOING TO SCHOOL
REASONS FOR GOING TO SCHOOL
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids ...
Birthday Parrot **
A man received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and a worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.
The man tried hard to change the bi...
Students Need Money
Students Need Money
A student was writing home to his parents, trying to hint that he needed some money.....
Dear Father,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ˘an't...
Lonely Frog ****
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This...
EVILS OF LIQUOR
EVILS OF LIQUOR
A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe the worms closel...
Parrot *****
A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative. The Parrot, a male, sneaks out and screws the next door neighbor turkeys and rushes back home, but not before being caught in the act.
The neighbors knock on the door and ex...
A LITTLE PRACTICE IN THE MORGUE
A LITTLE PRACTICE IN THE MORGUE
A student of proctology is in the morgue one day after classes, wanting to get a little practice in before the final exams. He goes over to a table where a body is lying face down. He uncovers the sheet over the bod...
Skunk ***
A woman had a pet skunk which was a devoted pet to her for years.
One day the skunk died. The woman didn't know what to do at first, as she lived in an apartment and she had no place in the yard to bury her pet. So she decided to give the pet ...
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