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Things you wouldn't know without movies

Things you wouldn't know without movies If you decide to start dancing on the street everyone you bumb into will know all the steps. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any of any invading alien ...



Yo mama's so dumb

Yo mama's so dumb Yo mama's so dumb she thought Master P was a special restroom....



One of the software designers of OS X dies

One of the software designers of OS X dies and finds himself standing in front of a committee charged with deciding his fate for eternity. What are my choices asks the nerd. Heaven or hell, is the committees response. The engineer had heard a...



But wait

But wait. Theres more! Whats the difference between a Mac and a brontosaurus? A brontosaurus runs faster. Why arent more Mac owners computer literate? They would be if they had a computer. What do you do with an obsolete Ma...



Macs, PCs, Linux

Macs, PCs, Linux lets not discriminate. After all, computers problems are just like a car wreck or a bad marriage it is just a matter of time. What do you get if you cross a computer with . . . A dog? Something with lots of bytes. A p...



The CEO of a large company

The CEO of a large company decides he needs to relax, and so he takes a ride in his hot-air balloon. After drifting aimlessly for several hours, he realizes he is lost and cannot return home. Looking down, he sees a man standing on the 50-yard line i...



Indian student

Indian Student It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Sri Lankan Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said...



Mother in Law

Mother-in-Law A man, his wife , and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or y...



This blonde was sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So she made up her mind that she would show her husband that blondes really are smart. One day, while he was at work, she purchased a can of paint a...



A full life

A Full Life A boat is docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist is complimenting a Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asks how long it takes him to catch them. "Not very long," answered the Mexican. ...





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