Humor Articles
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.
The little girl, who had just op...
There's this 70 year old virgin named Mary and she's sitting around the house one day when all of a sudden she notices this itch in her crotch.
So she goes to the doctor and he takes some tests and tells her to come back a week later for the r...
Ur wife a virgin?
"Was your wife a virgin when you married?"
"I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."
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One day Kelvins dad brought home a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.
Kelvin returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?"
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A doctor and a patient
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
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There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone.'
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,
'If anyone ...
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've k...
Dave & the Hearse
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly
drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, Which was
followed by a man walking solemnly along, Followed by a dog and then
about 200 men walking in single fil...
The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishion...
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