Humor Articles
Texan and wife
One day a young Texas couple decided to get married. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex. The new bride asks, "What are they doing honey?" The husband answers, "They're ...
Nasty Bug
Every night, Harold would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there....
Piece of Meat ***
There was a little boy and little girl playing in a mud box and the little boy as being a little boy playing with his manhood.
The little girl was not bothering anybody she was sitting there playing with a crawfish when all of a sudden she...
Iknow this lawyer
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial-a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you sinc...
Most Beautiful Night ***
On his honeymoon, a very thick South African Boer farmer, Piet Kruger, insisted on having a room with a balcony overlooking the sea.
On retiring for the night after the wedding, his new bride emerged from the bathroom dressed in some very ...
A cup holder
Tech Rep: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"
Tech Rep: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
Caller: "...
Preacher at the Party ***
A local preacher was paying a visit to one of his church members on a Friday night, and heard a loud party as he approached the house. He knocked on the door and the owner answered.
Behind him, he saw a circle of naked men, with blindfolde...
Doing Business with the darn Stock Broker
Doing Business with the darn Stock Broker
A man goes up to a stock broker says, "I want to open a so-and-so trading account!"
Blanching, the lady replies, "Excuse me, sir, what did you just say?"
"Listen you, dag-nab it, I sa...
Valentine's Card II ***
One of my neighbors sure learned a lesson last year on Valentine's Day. He gave this card to his wife extolling her virtues, beauty,and charm; said how lucky he was to have her; that he didn't deserve such a good woman.
Seems the more she ...
Too Many Fires
A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief.
"How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the building?" asked the fire chief.
"Break out a fire hose and start spraying it, chief." answered the new firefi...
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