Humor Articles
Scottish nuns in America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrrived at the US by boat when one said to the other,
"I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."
"odd," her companion replied,
"but if we shall live in America we might as well do as the americ...
One day a blonde goes up to a soda machine. She puts in some money and a soda comes out.
She gets really excited and started to put more money into the machine. The more and more she did it, the more the sodas came out.
Someone walked u...
Pregnant women in a breathing class
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners,
and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was
teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with
informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at
...
This blonde was driving down an old country road when she spots a blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat. She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while....
What makes a man think he's so great ?
What makes a man think he's so great ?
1) He has a belly button that won't work.
2) He has tits that won't give milk.
3) He has a cock that won't crow.
4) He has balls that won't roll.
5) He has an ass that won't carr...
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde r...
dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's
pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics.
He thinks the neighbor is going to hate him forever, so he takes the
dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house ...
Once a blonde went to get her hair cut, but she was wearing headphones.
The stylist said, 'You gotta take off your headphones or I can't cut your hair!'
The blonde said, 'No! I can't! I'll just DIE without them!'
So the stylist j...
70-year-old man and a medic's Lamborghini.
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's
office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made love in more exotic
cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand."
"And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the arthriti...
There was a blonde, a redhead and a brunette. The redhead and the brunette were always making fun of the blonde saying how dumb she was.
So, the blonde decided to prove the other two wrong by learning the capitals of every country in the world...
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