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ACTUAL ARTICLE TAKEN FROM A JAPANESE NEWSPAPER
On Friday, March 14, the Japanese Coast Guard responded to an SOS call from a sinking ship in the middle of the Sea of Japan. When the rescue effort arrived, they found the crew of a trawler clingin...
Farmer Petrovich
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the local
minister comes walking around the corner.
The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly giving that
sheep a beating. You wouldn't do that to your wife, would you?"
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Q & A
Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again....
COLLEGE FRIENDS GO TO OLYMPICS
COLLEGE FRIENDS GO TO OLYMPICS
Three college friends, one each from the Universities of Oxford, Cambridge and Loughborough, decided to pool their funds and go to the Olympics in Barcelona. The airfare and hotel rates ate up most of their money so ...
The Irishman's Wish
An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, "I will give you three wishes."
The man thinks awhile. Finally he says, "I want a beer ...
Two Italian construction workers
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on an extremely hot day working.. the one says to the other "hey how come we do all a da work and he gets all a da money?"
pointing to the supervisor.
The other says, "I don't know, go ask him....
Dave & the Hearse
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly
drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, Which was
followed by a man walking solemnly along, Followed by a dog and then
about 200 men walking in single fil...
A modern-day cowboy
A modern-day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He’s crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand s...
Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Dumb blonde joke
Dumb blonde joke
A ventriloquist is doing a show one day with his dummy on his knee he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when this blonde in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting "I've had enough of you stupid blonde j...
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