Humor Articles
Car Crash
Car Crash
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they find themselves at an orientation to enter heaven.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them ...
Cold Hands ***
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood.
When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that...
Clever guy
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As t...
"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man."
"That's correct," says the defendant.
"Upon which," continues the prosecutor, "you tak...
A father of four
A father of four was driving like crazy to get home to his wife one valentine's night. He had promised her that he would be home for dinner that valentines. However just before he swerved into his home's driveway, a dog emerged and as he tried to avo...
Santa n the whore
A guy and his family were gathered around the dinner table one christmas evening. He had brought his fiancee along on a meet the parents visit and his mother had already started having an extreme liking for the striking lady. Just then, they hear a s...
There's this 70 year old virgin named Mary and she's sitting around the house one day when all of a sudden she notices this itch in her crotch.
So she goes to the doctor and he takes some tests and tells her to come back a week later for the r...
A man was hailed into court for dumping rubbish in a forbidden area.
The judge asked, "Didn't you see the sign posted there?"
"Yes sir, I sure did," replied the man.
"It says real plain in big letters . . .
'FINE FOR DUMP...
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. ...
Man Says - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
Woman Says - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. ...
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