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a man, a nun and a bus driver

A man gets on a bus and sees a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and pleads with her: "You are so attractive and I must have s*x with you." "No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. The ma...

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Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts....

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Pregnant woman and husband...

Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate for quite a while now. Just before lying down on the bed, sh...

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A cup holder

Tech Rep: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?" Tech Rep: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?" Caller: "...

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Doing Business with the darn Stock Broker

Doing Business with the darn Stock Broker A man goes up to a stock broker says, "I want to open a so-and-so trading account!" Blanching, the lady replies, "Excuse me, sir, what did you just say?" "Listen you, dag-nab it, I sa...

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ISNT HASSOUN THE DAMNEST DUDE ALIVE

ISNT HASSOUN THE DAMNEST DUDE ALIVE AN EYGYPTIAN Doctor wanted to go hunting, he calls his secretary HASSOUN and tells him "Ya Hassoun, I am going hunting tomorrow, we don't want to close the clinic, I ask you to take care of our patients...

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A farmer

A farmer is sat in his local getting drunk when the barman wanders over and says, "Grateful as I am for the business, it's a beautiful day out there, why aren't you out there enjoying it?" The farmer shakes his head, "Some things you just can...

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Two gas company servicemen

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman lookin...

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a daddy and a son

A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer "Dear Harold." At this, dad interrupted and said, "Wait a minute, "How come you called God 'Harold?' The little boy looked up and said, "That's His name. You know, "Our Father, who art in ...

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