Humor Articles
the african king
The beautiful African-American secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken a...
Iknow this lawyer
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial-a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you sinc...
Things you wouldn't know without movies
Things you wouldn't know without movies
If you decide to start dancing on the street everyone you bumb into will know all the steps.
Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any of any invading alien ...
an accountant who cant sleep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."...
A School Teacher in NY
A school teacher in NY who is a big Mets fan has gone over board. He asked
his students to tell him who was their favorite team in NY. The Yanks or the
Mets? All but one, out of fear, said they were Mets fans.
That one boy was
asked by t...
Dave & the Hearse
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly
drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, Which was
followed by a man walking solemnly along, Followed by a dog and then
about 200 men walking in single fil...
COLLEGE FRIENDS GO TO OLYMPICS
COLLEGE FRIENDS GO TO OLYMPICS
Three college friends, one each from the Universities of Oxford, Cambridge and Loughborough, decided to pool their funds and go to the Olympics in Barcelona. The airfare and hotel rates ate up most of their money so ...
George Schwarz
George Schwartz, owner of a factory in Providence, R.I., narrowly escaped death when a 1983 blast flattened his factory except for one wall. After treatment for minor injuries, he returned to the scene to search for files. The remaining wall then col...
diamond ring for Christmas
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty
4-Wheel drive vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna find
a fake Jeep?"
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Q & A
Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again....
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