Humor Articles
Ur wife a virgin?
"Was your wife a virgin when you married?"
"I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."
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Winnign lottery number
A broke Guy begged God one night to give him the winning numbers in the lottery. He had just been retrenched and he was heavily in debt. He prayed for so long that night that he fell asleeo in prayer. Soon enough, he was dreaming. He say a bare butt...
Capital ***
There was a blonde, a redhead and a brunette. The redhead and the brunette were always making fun of the blonde saying how dumb she was.
So, the blonde decided to prove the other two wrong by learning the capitals of every country in the wor...
A field trip
A school class went on a field trip to a life savers factory they were guessing the colors when they got to yellow they were stumped. The teacher said I'll give you a hint it might be something your mom calls your dad. Then a girl said I know ASS HOL...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a
beautiful young woman. She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn't
sure. So she asked now big I was and I said, "Compared to what?" She held
up one finger and asked...
Birthday Parrot **
A man received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and a worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.
The man tried hard to change the bi...
Bra Sizes
BRA SIZES?
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for... It is about time you became informed!
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A salesman in a strange city
A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He
inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to
go to 225 West 42nd St.
By mistake, he went to 255 West 42nd St, the office of a podiatrist. Being
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good:
You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad:
She keeps interrupting
Worse:
With corrections
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The request....
The request....
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:
I do physical labour.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holi...
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