Humor Articles
A minister, a Priest and a Rabbi ****
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake.
Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water. Feeling r...
A field trip
A school class went on a field trip to a life savers factory they were guessing the colors when they got to yellow they were stumped. The teacher said I'll give you a hint it might be something your mom calls your dad. Then a girl said I know ASS HOL...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a
beautiful young woman. She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn't
sure. So she asked now big I was and I said, "Compared to what?" She held
up one finger and asked...
Bra Sizes
BRA SIZES?
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for... It is about time you became informed!
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Winnign lottery number
A broke Guy begged God one night to give him the winning numbers in the lottery. He had just been retrenched and he was heavily in debt. He prayed for so long that night that he fell asleeo in prayer. Soon enough, he was dreaming. He say a bare butt...
Lil Girl And God
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
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A Drunk Man & the Priest ****
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper an...
Capital ***
There was a blonde, a redhead and a brunette. The redhead and the brunette were always making fun of the blonde saying how dumb she was.
So, the blonde decided to prove the other two wrong by learning the capitals of every country in the wor...
The difference between women and dogs
The difference between dogs and women
1. Dogs don't cry
2. Dogs love it when your friends come over
3. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
4. Dogs think you sing great
5. A dogs time in the bathroom is limited to a quick...
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