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five things that contain milk
Name five things for me that contain milk.
That's easy. Ice cream, butter, cheese, and two cows.
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Three Gents Drinking
Three gents were drinking apple martinis in a bar and had gotten to the stage of arguing about details.
I tell you its spelled W-O-O-M, the first said loudly.
No no, no, The second protested. Its W-O-O-0-M.
Youre b...
Four Kenyans
Four Kenyans were on death row for a very serious felony offence. They were given four types of the death penalty options to choose from:
1.Electric chair
2.Firing squad
3.Hanging
4.HIV Injection.
On the fateful day, ...
Mkaing wishes
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned
for a while but then smiled ...
I WILL DO ANYTHING TO PASS
I WILL DO ANYTHING TO PASS
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes mean...
The Bar Story
This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a window ...
Wedding Night ****
On their wedding night, a young couple finally retired to their hotel room. After making her preparations, the bride left the bathroom to find the bridegroom on his knees in front of the bed.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm pr...
Puppies with a Pink Nose ***
A swimmer found herself minus the top of her bathing suit after a dive. Stricken with embarrassment, she climbs out of the pool, her arms crossed in front of her chest.
She had almost made it to the dressing rooms unnoticed when a small boy st...
An Airliner
An Airliner
At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. "If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the fligh...
A wounded skunk
A man and a woman are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the woman gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says,
"Look, its shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"
He says, "P...
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