Humor Articles
A somewhat drunk man
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."
The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, "You know, you're right!"
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Lee
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent
his wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reason
for his haste he shivered and replied: "I'm afraid that if I should
ever fall behind in the payments to th...
Mother's Day
A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason
the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked
what was wrong.
"Nothing," said the woman.
Not buying it, he asked again. "Seriously, what's wrong?"
"Do you really want ...
Teacher and Empty head
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said...
The Aging Explorer ...
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the ...
A swimming race.
A swimming race.
A blonde, a red-head and a brunette. The brunette and the red-head come tied first and the blonde is miles behind. She is very upset so she goes to the swimming race judge and says "It's not fair. You said it was a breast-stroke an...
The CEO of a large company
The CEO of a large company decides he needs to relax, and so he takes a ride in his hot-air balloon. After drifting aimlessly for several hours, he realizes he is lost and cannot return home. Looking down, he sees a man standing on the 50-yard line i...
Beauty Cream ***
Little Mutiso watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" a...
Iknow this lawyer
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial-a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you sinc...
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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