Humor Articles
Three Kinds of Bras
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the
largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the woman
behind the counter and said. 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife'
'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquire...
Onions and a christmas tree
A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, roun...
Birthday suit
A wife was begining to worry about her and her husbands non-existant sex life. So one afternoon the woman decided to ask her friend for some advice on how to put the spark back into her marriage.
Her friend gave her some advice that always worked ...
A little boy wanted $100.00 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to Presi...
At the Henry Street Hebrew School, Goldblatt, the new teacher, finished the day's lesson. It was now time for the usual question period.
"Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's somethin' I can't figger out."
"What's that Joey?"...
Must be the drugs
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said: "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that so s...
The teacher is teaching her class about the alphabet and, of course, there is one student, little Johnny, who has a propensity to be disruptive.
The teacher asks the class "Who can tell us a word that begins with the letter 'A'?"
Little...
Lets Have Some Fun ....
A woman is sitting on a park bench:
Beggar: Hi Darling! Let's have some fun!
Woman (Angrily): How dare you?
Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed?...
68
While making love, he says:
' Darling, let's do 68!'
'68??? What's that?'
'You do it to me and I'll owe you one.'...
Honey Moon
The honeymoon couple left the wedding reception and hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills.
The driver wasn't too sure how to get there, so told the couple he would ask directions when they got closer to their dest...
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