Humor Articles
Watch Dog
In Chigaco Illions a woman's husband worked until late at night. She wanted to get a watch dog so she went to the pet shop. At the pet shop she asked the clerk for a recomended watch dog."I know just what you need", said the clerck "I will be right b...
two blondes
Two blondes walk into a building...
You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
...
Light travels faster:
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak....
One of the software designers of OS X dies
One of the software designers of OS X dies and finds himself standing in front of a committee charged with deciding his fate for eternity.
What are my choices asks the nerd. Heaven or hell, is the committees response. The engineer had heard a...
Lee
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent
his wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reason
for his haste he shivered and replied: "I'm afraid that if I should
ever fall behind in the payments to th...
Teacher and Empty head
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said...
Iknow this lawyer
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial-a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you sinc...
2 Programmers on a Highway
2 Programmers on a Highway
Two computer programmers are driving on a Highway. They switch on the radio and there is a warning: Please note that a car is driving on highway 75 against the traffic. The programmer near the driver looks at him and says:...
A School Teacher in NY
A school teacher in NY who is a big Mets fan has gone over board. He asked
his students to tell him who was their favorite team in NY. The Yanks or the
Mets? All but one, out of fear, said they were Mets fans.
That one boy was
asked by t...
A LITTLE PRACTICE IN THE MORGUE
A LITTLE PRACTICE IN THE MORGUE
A student of proctology is in the morgue one day after classes, wanting to get a little practice in before the final exams. He goes over to a table where a body is lying face down. He uncovers the sheet over the bod...
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