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COLLEGE FRIENDS GO TO OLYMPICS

COLLEGE FRIENDS GO TO OLYMPICS Three college friends, one each from the Universities of Oxford, Cambridge and Loughborough, decided to pool their funds and go to the Olympics in Barcelona. The airfare and hotel rates ate up most of their money so ...



The Irishman's Wish

An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, "I will give you three wishes." The man thinks awhile. Finally he says, "I want a beer ...



The CEO of a large company

The CEO of a large company decides he needs to relax, and so he takes a ride in his hot-air balloon. After drifting aimlessly for several hours, he realizes he is lost and cannot return home. Looking down, he sees a man standing on the 50-yard line i...



Funny

ACTUAL ARTICLE TAKEN FROM A JAPANESE NEWSPAPER On Friday, March 14, the Japanese Coast Guard responded to an SOS call from a sinking ship in the middle of the Sea of Japan. When the rescue effort arrived, they found the crew of a trawler clingin...



Dave & the Hearse

One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, Which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, Followed by a dog and then about 200 men walking in single fil...



A modern-day cowboy

A modern-day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He’s crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand s...



Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe. ...



Dumb blonde joke

Dumb blonde joke A ventriloquist is doing a show one day with his dummy on his knee he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when this blonde in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting "I've had enough of you stupid blonde j...



Q & A

Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work. Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again....



Two Italian construction workers

Two Italian construction workers were in the field on an extremely hot day working.. the one says to the other "hey how come we do all a da work and he gets all a da money?" pointing to the supervisor. The other says, "I don't know, go ask him....





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