Humor Articles
Blonde on a Diet ****
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde r...
A young foolish pilot
A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and show who
was boss on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first
time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of
making any official requests to the tower, he said:
'Guess
...
Computers are like men
Computers are like men
1. A better model is just around the corner
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless
3. They don't live up to the claims made about them
4. They look nice and shiny, until you get them home
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pregnant typewriter
Did you hear about the blonde who thought her typewriter was pregnant? Seems it was skipping periods....
Got all the Equipment ****
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap.
The wif...
Jaguar XK140 convertible
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and
besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied
something a bit more individual, perhaps an MG convertible.
That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a ...
What makes a man think he's so great ?
What makes a man think he's so great ?
1) He has a belly button that won't work.
2) He has tits that won't give milk.
3) He has a cock that won't crow.
4) He has balls that won't roll.
5) He has an ass that won't carr...
Boss to employee
Boss (to employee): Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing! Knock, knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
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My God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to', but YOU ???
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best
friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, "My
God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to', but YOU ???"...
A blonde, a red head and a black hair girl
A blone,a red head,and a black hair girl are stuck 20 miles from shore. The red head swims 15 miles gets tired and drowns. The black hair girl swims 18 miles then drowns. The blonde swims 18 miles gets tired and swims all the way back...
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