Humor Articles
three beggars begging on Wall Street.
There are three beggars begging on Wall Street.
The first beggar wrote "Beggar" on his broken cup. He received $10.00 after one day.
The next day, the second beggar wrote "Beggar.com" on his cup. After one day, he received hundreds of t...
A deaf woman and a deaf man
A deaf woman and a deaf man get married. On the wedding night the women gets into bed, the man shuts of the lights and jumps into bed.
The women jumps out of bed, turns on the light and signs to the man " what if you want to have sex with me?"
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"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man."
"That's correct," says the defendant.
"Upon which," continues the prosecutor, "you tak...
Clever guy
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As t...
There's this 70 year old virgin named Mary and she's sitting around the house one day when all of a sudden she notices this itch in her crotch.
So she goes to the doctor and he takes some tests and tells her to come back a week later for the r...
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. ...
Man Says - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
Woman Says - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. ...
A man was hailed into court for dumping rubbish in a forbidden area.
The judge asked, "Didn't you see the sign posted there?"
"Yes sir, I sure did," replied the man.
"It says real plain in big letters . . .
'FINE FOR DUMP...
A father of four
A father of four was driving like crazy to get home to his wife one valentine's night. He had promised her that he would be home for dinner that valentines. However just before he swerved into his home's driveway, a dog emerged and as he tried to avo...
Santa n the whore
A guy and his family were gathered around the dinner table one christmas evening. He had brought his fiancee along on a meet the parents visit and his mother had already started having an extreme liking for the striking lady. Just then, they hear a s...
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