Humor Articles
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' o...
Garden of Eden
One fine morning in the Garden of Eden, God looked down upon Adam and noticed that he was looking glum. So the Lord said to Adam "What troubles you, my Son?"
Adam looked up to God ad said "I'm lonely, Father. I have no one to talk to."
So God s...
What he really means
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you
Would you like to dance? = I'd eventually like to ha...
Gynecologist Guessing Game
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a local gynecologist. The doctor took one look at her and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately asked her to undress, afterwhich the doctor began to stroke her thigh.
Doing so, he asked h...
Prayer for daddy.
Little Johnny's family is sitting at the dinner table.
Father: "Can you please pray for dinner!"
Little Johnny: "Dear God. Please, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Dad’s computer. Amen!"...
Emergency
One man calls emergency:
- Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
After five minutes, the same man calls back:
- It is OK, I found another one....
Walking for my friend
A man takes a girl in his car and stops seven miles out of town, and says he wants to make love to her. She refuses, and walks back. The second night he takes her twelve miles out of town and tells her he really wants to make love to her. She still r...
Men facts:
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich....
A little girl came running into the house bawling her eyes out and cradling her hand: "Mummy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!" she wailed.
"Why do you want a glass of cider?" asked her mom. "I cut my hand on a thorn, and I want the pain to go ...
Young Omondi and Tooth-paste
Mom walked into the bathroom one day and found young Omondi furiously scrubbing his penis with a toothbrush and toothpaste.
"What do you think you're doing, young man?!" she exclaimed.
"Don't try to stop me!" Omondi warned. "I'm gonna do this...
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