Humor Articles
Jaguar XK140 convertible
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and
besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied
something a bit more individual, perhaps an MG convertible.
That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a ...
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .
"You breathe through that little thing?"
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Computers are like men
Computers are like men
1. A better model is just around the corner
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless
3. They don't live up to the claims made about them
4. They look nice and shiny, until you get them home
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DATING DICTIONARY
DATING DICTIONARY
DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of
money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with
a person whom you don’t especially like in the present
and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
EA...
My God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to', but YOU ???
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best
friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, "My
God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to', but YOU ???"...
Three-Legged Race
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car.
He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour; The chicken was still ...
Programmers
Programmer One: I hear if you play the Windows 2000 CD backward, you get a message from Satan.
Programmer Two: Thats nothing. If you play the CD forward, it installs Windows 2000 on your computer....
pregnant typewriter
Did you hear about the blonde who thought her typewriter was pregnant? Seems it was skipping periods....
A blonde, a red head and a black hair girl
A blone,a red head,and a black hair girl are stuck 20 miles from shore. The red head swims 15 miles gets tired and drowns. The black hair girl swims 18 miles then drowns. The blonde swims 18 miles gets tired and swims all the way back...
spelling contest
"Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today,
and I missed on the very first word."
"That's too bad Son." consoled the Father,
"What was the word ?"
"Posse."
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