Humor Articles
A father home from a long business trip
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son
riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the
money for the bike? It must have cost $300."
"Easy, Dad," the boy replied. "I earned it hiking."
"Come on," the...
It's just too hot to wear clothes today
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower,
'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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An accountant is...
An accountant is...
1. An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.
2.Old accountants never die. They just lose their balance.
3.My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is...
Difference between "ooh" and "aah?"
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"
-About three inches....
A french cat and an english cat
There were two cats that enjoyed running together.
The first cat was english, called One-two-three.
The other was french and called Un-deux-trois.
One day when they were running they came to a huge river. The cats took a large run up and lea...
Use computers to look busy
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,
it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and
receive personal e-mail, calculate your finances and
generally have a blast without doing anything remotely
related to work. Th...
Mike stewart
Mike Stewart, 31, of Dallas was filming a movie in 1983 on the dangers of low-level bridges when the truck he was standing on passed under a low-level bridge -- killing him. ...
Vampires vs humans football game
Some more vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we're going to start a football team."
"Great," he said, "I'll be ghoulie."
They said, "When we've had a bit of practice we'll challenge the human beings to a game."
Dracula said, "Be...
Texan and wife
One day a young Texas couple decided to get married. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex. The new bride asks, "What are they doing honey?" The husband answers, "They're ...
Devoted wife
Maria is a devoted wife: She gets married and has
17children......
Soon
after the last child is born, her husband dies.....
A few weeks later she remarried and over the following years has
another
22 children with her second husband.........
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