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A LITTLE PRACTICE IN THE MORGUE
A LITTLE PRACTICE IN THE MORGUE
A student of proctology is in the morgue one day after classes, wanting to get a little practice in before the final exams. He goes over to a table where a body is lying face down. He uncovers the sheet over the bod...
I almost got caught by the boss
These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left
early on Fridays. So one asked the other that if the boss left early next
Friday if he would want to also. The other man agreed. Sure enough, when
Friday came, the boss left...
An elephant and an ant
One day, while an elephant was walking through the woods, she got a thorn stuck in her foot. She saw an ant passing and asked him to help her get the thorn out. The ant asked, "What do I get in return?" The elephant replied, "If you get it out, I'll ...
Who Is God?
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
"Daddy, does God love chil...
How'd you get that black eye?
First man: How'd you get that black eye?
Second man: I called some woman a two-bit whore.
First man: She punched you?
Second man: Nope. She hit me with her bag of quarters.
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A full life
A Full Life
A boat is docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist is complimenting a Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asks how long it takes him to catch them.
"Not very long," answered the Mexican.
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George Bush
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife
Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.
"I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil," answers the President.
"But sir, what about the mad cow?!!" as...
25 Years Ago ***
"HOW DID IT HAPPEN?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago..."
"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
"Like I was saying...25 years ago, wh...
Watch Dog
In Chigaco Illions a woman's husband worked until late at night. She wanted to get a watch dog so she went to the pet shop. At the pet shop she asked the clerk for a recomended watch dog."I know just what you need", said the clerck "I will be right b...
two blondes
Two blondes walk into a building...
You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
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