Humor Articles
Childless couple told to try sex
Childless couple told to try sex
A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.
The University Clinic of Lubek said they had ...
Depth of Grades
A college student came home from college seeming rather depressed.
"What's the matter, son," asked his mother.
"Aw, gee," said the boy, "It's my marks. They're all wet."
"What do you mean `all wet?'"
"I mean," he re...
Dentist appointment
I thought, Jessop, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist? That's right, sir. So how come I saw you coming out of the football stadium with a friend at the end of the game? That was my dentist....
Not so fast
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he graduated and passed his bar exam, I asked her if they planned to be married soon.
She looked at me with a big...
Deaf Mute Parents ***
A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his dreams across the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he plucks up the courage to talk to her. Everything goes better than expected and she agrees to accompany him on a date the f...
If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?
A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so
he asked his secretary for some mathematical help.
"If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would
you take off?" he asked her.
The secretary replied, "Everything b...
Tea Party
Tea Party
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe one and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in
which my arm had been broken among other inju...
Not ripe.
A father and his three beautiful, blonde, daughters went into a hotel to stay for the night. When the daughters went to check in, they saw a really good looking bell boy. The father caught the three girls looking at him and he threatened to kill the ...
A reason for break-up
"What's this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?" said her closest friend.
"Well," Pam confirmed, "although his diamond was of pretty good quality, his mounting left a lot to be desired."
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