Humor Articles
Bill, Jim, and Scott
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were
sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper.
After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the
elevators in their hotel were broken and they would...
Osama and the genie
Osama and the genie
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"You igno...
A father home from a long business trip
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son
riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the
money for the bike? It must have cost $300."
"Easy, Dad," the boy replied. "I earned it hiking."
"Come on," the...
The difference between women and dogs
The difference between dogs and women
1. Dogs don't cry
2. Dogs love it when your friends come over
3. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
4. Dogs think you sing great
5. A dogs time in the bathroom is limited to a quick...
A dumb blonde, a smart blonde and Santa Claus
A dumb blonde, a smart blonde and Santa Claus are walking down the street when they spot a $100 bill. Who picks it up? The dumb blonde -- the other two are make-believe....
A psrrot and a magician
A parrot and magician were on a cruise ship. During the magician's acts, the parrot would continue to swear. One day, the boat blew up, and by coincidence, the magician and parrot landed on the same piece of debris to float on.
The parrot kept swea...
How to start a big business
A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"
The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and replies "Buy a big one and wait"
...
Most adults are hiding at least one dark secret
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are
hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to
blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. H...
The company president and the chief security guard
The company president called the chief security guard into his office.
"Chuck, we've received a complaint from one of the employees that you are
making obscene sexual comments and putting your hands where they don't
belong. These unwanted advanc...
Bear with me ***
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. As the sound of the rifle shot faded away, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said,...
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