Humor Articles
Monster Fart ***
Joe a nervous young man, was invited to dinner with his girlfriends parents.....a stern Yorkshire farmer and his wife.....
Half way through the meal, as they were discussing his intentions towards their daughter, Joe feels an enormous fart com...
BRILLANT, BRILLANT, BRILLANT
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for R500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her...
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on
the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the
wife went on the ride by herself.
The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out...
Just Negotiating ***
A dirty & ugly old man walks up to this voluptuously beautiful woman and says:
"Would you sleep with me for 1 million dollars?"
"For 1 MILLION dollars, of course I would."
"Would you sleep with me for 5 dollars?"
"For ...
Doing Business with the darn Stock Broker
Doing Business with the darn Stock Broker
A man goes up to a stock broker says, "I want to open a so-and-so trading account!"
Blanching, the lady replies, "Excuse me, sir, what did you just say?"
"Listen you, dag-nab it, I sa...
a daddy and a son
A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer "Dear Harold." At
this, dad interrupted and said, "Wait a minute, "How come you
called God 'Harold?'
The little boy looked up and said, "That's His name. You know,
"Our Father, who art in ...
Who's Baby ***
A Pole, and Italian, and a Jew, all first-time fathers, are pacing nervously in the maternity ward waiting room when a nurse rushes out of the delivery room holding a black baby. "Is it yours?" she asks the Italian.
"Certainly not," he ret...
ISNT HASSOUN THE DAMNEST DUDE ALIVE
ISNT HASSOUN THE DAMNEST DUDE ALIVE
AN EYGYPTIAN Doctor wanted to go hunting, he calls his secretary HASSOUN and tells him "Ya Hassoun, I am going hunting tomorrow, we don't want to close the clinic, I ask you to take care of our patients...
oral and rectal thermometer
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
The taste. ...
A cup holder
Tech Rep: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"
Tech Rep: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
Caller: "...
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